Welcome to Make Kids Great Again

Find simplistic ways to help you overcome your child's lack of common sense, decision making skills, and life sustaining abilities so you can lower your stress, make money while doing it and just not care!  You, too, can learn how to be a successful Baby Boomer or Gen X parent. Take the blame off the teachers and society and leave the consequences with the kids.

What you need to know

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Common Sense

Common sense: Do your kids get hurt after you've told them several times not to do it?  Do they look at you like you're stupid when you give them advice?  Do they only listen when you scream after you've asked them nicely 3 times before?  Invest in your future in "Make Kids Great Again".  Make so much money that you just don't care

Leadership Development

Leadership Development: Does your child know how to play with matches AND put out a fire?  Do they know how to leave the house, play with friends OUTSIDE, drink from a hose, and be home at dark?  Making Kids Great Kids Great Again is the perfect hot spot community to connect to the not so gentle parenting style yet still raise strong and independent winners that truly know how to win!

 

Life Skills Training

Life Skills Training: Teach your children how to wipe asses so there will be at least one person to do that for you when you are old as dirt.  Also learn the "F.O.C.U.S" (Fuck Off 'Cause Ur Stupid) method when shit just doesn't matter.  Not everyone is a winner.... no participation trophies here.

 

Frequently Asked Questions

What age groups do you work with?

You work with those of you that like "Gentle Parenting" but doesn't work.  Servicing all adults, specifically Gen Z to Gen B

What is your coaching approach?

Your coaching approach is F.O.C.U.S!  Proving to society and the "Gentle Parenting" adults that how lessons were learned 40 years ago do instill a more solidified and mentally independant child. 

*Not a genuine coaching website.  Take offense if you want but that says something about the mentality at which you are approaching this.

How can I enroll my child in your program?

Ask YOUR parents or guardians, if still living, if you NEED this type of advice on raising your child.  If they say YES, then ask them what to do, not us.

“Since enrolling my child at Make Our Kids Great Again, I have seen significant improvements in their academic performance and overall self-esteem.  I, as a parent, have now taken on the Gen X approach and I love the simplicity of the F.O.C.U.S. method.”  I am the coach, teacher, and mentor of my child, as I should be.  I no longer rely on society to dictate how to raise my kid

- Desperate Parent -

About us

This website, Make Kids Great Again, is not a genuine coaching or parenting service.  We are not liable for any parenting lifestyle you choose.  In addition, we are not liable for how fucked up your kids are.

 

MKGA Memes are intended to function as an outlet of expression to support those with stress of how screwed up kids of this generation are.  The ideals and beliefs embodied by the MKGA and the associated artwork, and are not intended to be, or to be the subject of, an investment opportunity, investment contract, or security of any type. MakeKidsGreatAgain.org is not political and has nothing to do with any political campaign or any political office or governmental agency.